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  The time is near for my families crucification

  by Gojira_101 in

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  good morning jwn-land.. since my parents and my husband and i have learned ttatt we have been keeping quiet, mostly.

  we have held off on revealing our true names, my dad has held off joining jwn and telling his story because we have been waiting for one special event.

  my dad talking to his mother about ttatt.

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  Update: So G'ma was so offended by Hubby saying that Jehovah was not God's real name that she is now calling EVERYONE telling them we have gone apostate. ALL of our family, even tho my daughter and her hubby have said NOTHING to anyone.

  Every single JW we've known for the past 40+ years is shunning us and has unfriended us on Facebook and not ONE single person has contacted us to find out if uit's true or not.

  Gojira got a couple of NASTY emails from our cousins back East that were full of judgement and critisism, telling her that they were offended lately because they have 'liked' some questionable items on Facebook like the 'DUI sobriety test w/ dancing drunk' [I think it was a 'mock' cop stop but that was hilarious by the way] then her hubby used the word 'Hell' in one of his posts.

  Really????

  They're going to condemn my kids for that? I'll give 'em something bigger and much better to condemn!!!!

  More later,
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  Return of the Sparlock

  by Gojira_101 in

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  so my hubby and i are having some more family drama (details coming to you soon), but this lovely picture is what my hubby drew after the drama with the family.

  i'm sorry the picture didn't turn out that well, but i think you will get the gist of it.

  he called this therapy!.

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  HILARIOUS!!!!! Great job!
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  Girl scout cookies are demonized

  by Gojira_101 in

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  okay so i think it might be the concussion making me go on this rant...not too sure.. the girl scouts started selling their cookies yesterday and for the first time in my life i will be ordering cookies.....i mean wtf is so wrong with ordering cookies from them?

  i love the thin mint's and guess what?

  you can only buy them from girl scouts!!!!!!.

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  This is way too funny! You are all hilarious. I love you guys!

  Ok, so thanks to my daughter and all her cookie talk. I was at Walmart this morning...

  No Girl Scouts around so I had to go inside and buy Keebler's & Walmart brand instead. Saw these and had to buy them!

  OMG! It's bad enough that the Keebler Elves use MAGIC to make them and tempt you with yummy Dark chocolate fudge stripes, but now the little DEMONS are asking us to donate blood. LMAO

  butJWS: You're right, the GV brand is just as good as the Keebler Grasshoppers.

  
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  Why doesn't the WT ever see it's self as "Wicked"?

  by Deputy Dog in

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  in luke 11:13 jesus refers to his beloved deciples as wicked.

  the wt (and most jws) see themselves as faithful and discreet.

  they are teaching people to be self-righteous arent they?.

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  Because it's just like Jesus said, they try to remove the straw in everyone else's eyes, but do not see the 'rafter' in their own!
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  Sparlock Warrior Wizard MISSING!

  by Newly Enlightened in

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  caleb's mom wanted for questioning in the disappearance of sparlock the warrior wizard.

  http://www.flickr.com/photos/91928982@n08/8345746283/.

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  I was telling my Cousin & her Elder husband about the 'Save Sparlock' website and they actually asked me

  "Who is Sparlock?"

  Are you kidding me?

  Did you see the new kid DVD from the past Summer DC?

  "Own it, saw it, still don't remember Sparlock."

  All I can say is WOW! JWDubs are really aware of what is going on around them, aren't they?
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  May Watchtower makes the same mistake Moses did

  by leaving_quietly in

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  probably not the first time this has happened, but the w13 5/15 at least twice made the same mistake that got moses killed by god.. p.8 par.

  2: "with heartfelt zeal, we invite "anyone that wishes [to] take life's water free.

  " (rev 22:17).

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  Nice catch Leaving_quietly. Just when you think the GB cannot POSSIBLY get more arrogant and ludacris, they surprise us!!!

  Thanks for posting that!
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  Help from the resourceful members of this site

  by never a jw in

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  for a while i have been curious about the specific contents of the pages that the wt (bible students) were ordered to remove from the "finished mystery" by the u.s. government.. anyone knows where i can get those pages?.

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  1926 pdf version:

  http://www.strictlygenteel.co.uk/finishedmystery/fmtitles.html
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  Girl scout cookies are demonized

  by Gojira_101 in

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  okay so i think it might be the concussion making me go on this rant...not too sure.. the girl scouts started selling their cookies yesterday and for the first time in my life i will be ordering cookies.....i mean wtf is so wrong with ordering cookies from them?

  i love the thin mint's and guess what?

  you can only buy them from girl scouts!!!!!!.

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  You are all hilarious! My stomach hurts from laughing so hard.

  Thanks alot, now I have to go get some minty, fudge cookies!!!
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  Did YOU Feel Abused By The Elders?

  by minimus in

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  i know some here have said they pretty much hated the elders.

  did you personally feel the elders were abusive men?.

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  Newly Enlightened

  Oh HELL yeah!

  Here's an earlier post that my family & I experienced and this only 1 of many:

  http://www.jehovahs-witness.net/jw/experiences/244665/1/One-experience-in-our-old-Kingdom-Hall-that-still-HAUNTS-me
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  Discussion with family member who is an Elder in our congregation

  by Newly Enlightened in

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  2. experiences

  so about a week ago, i showed my cousin & her husband [an elder in our congregation] the picture on pg 29 of our 4/15/2013 study wt and asked, "if jesus is head of the congregation then where is he?".

  after several minutes of searching, dead silence.. i then asked if they had heard the part on the 2012 summer district conv the part about "our spiritual mother, where the c.o said that "the bible by itself does not shine thru as life-giving truths just by itself.

  " they were shocked and said that i must have misheard it because that would be apostasy.

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  Exactly Truthlover:

  They just don't see that the GB is elevating themselves above Christ. ALL authority was given him ,are they just trying to get some of that power for themselves?

  But JWdubs or Elders don't want to hear that it's wrong and goes against the bible. They just want to believe it and no one is suppose to dare to question it.